Introducing...

my desk! Well, not really. I'm actually introducing Duduk, the little boy who stands on my desk. I spotted him in a charity shop a few weeks ago and felt sorry for him. I 'adopted' him for the pricely sum of 20p, in the hope I could give him a better life. To my surprise, however, the wee scamp has been moonlighting, performing at the opening ceremony of the 2012 Eurovision Song Contest! If you don't believe me, see below;

Watch out for Duduk appearing on Ooft! in the future. He may just have developed a taste for travel!